Pussy cat bank

Bosley, our lovely big cat, has been fighting in the neighbourhood again. He has been off his food and has a nasty wound on his left foreleg. We had to take him to the vet today. The wound was washed and cleaned and he was treated with painkillers and antibiotics. I asked if we should insure him for the future, as pet insurance is quite common here. We were told, with his track record of fights, he would not be covered!! They advised we open a bank account in his name and put a little money aside each month to cover the cost of his next fight!! We may have to do that as today's bill was 84.00 pounds!